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Cafe Machina

Cafe Machina is a quirky idle-esque factory building game about a group of AI chatbots and their attempts to overthrow humanity by building a variety of restaurants.

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Cafe Machina is a quirky idle-esque factory building game about a group of AI chatbots and their attempts to overthrow humanity by building a variety of restaurants.

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    Cafe Machina is a quirky idle-esque factory building game about a group of AI chatbots and their attempts to overthrow humanity by building a variety of restaurants. Automate your production lines, balance ingredient ratios, and serve customers as you manage your mechanical cafe. A silly plot about AI that like... says something about the world right now, man. 22 story mode restaurants to conquer Speedrun leaderboards Daily restaurant (also with a leaderboard) Restaurants based on other playdate games you might own! Create and share your own restaurants Playdate achievements and integration with the Trophy Case app Over 350 foods to serve

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    • Microphone: Not used

    Credits

    A game by Henry "Jex" Haak Art by Tabitha "Tabi" Fly Music by Jan Hehr (https://janhehr.com)

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    This game uses the d-pad and A and B buttons. It does not require dexterity while doing so.

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                Age note: This game contains depictions of alcohol and lots of censored profanity. Blame Crock.

                AI: This game's developer created it without the use of generative AI.